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a satire for creation literalists
in perhaps one of the greatest news websites on earth, the onion posted an article entitled, ‘sumerians look on in confusion as god creates world,’ which juxtaposes the supposed chronology of a literal...
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minimalism exposes so-called ancient greeks too
apparently, the ancient israelites are not the only ones that did not exist. according to a recent article in the onion, the ancient greeks didn’t exist either. in fact, the entire ancient greek...
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REPORT: 2.5 Million British Men Too Fat To See Their Penis
News from the UK is probably not what they want to hear: 2.5 Million British Men Too Fat To See Their Penis. New research issued by weight-management specialists LighterLife reveals that one in ten...
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still one of my favorite onion articles: intelligent falling
It’s a classic Onion article, but still one of my favorites: “Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory.” It really sums up the “Intelligent Design” argument, and I...
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